FUNNY LINES TO USE WHILE CHATTING ONLINE.

Over the times of our new generation,where the means of communication between one another is so efficient,fast,easy,less stress and fun.In this 21th century of our existence,chatting online has become one of the greatest means of communication,in the new era of technology.On one of my previous posts,i was talking about how to chat online in an interractive and interesting ways with girls online.Today am sharing with you,dear friend,the most funniest lines a've used önline to girls,that have made them get so clingy on me like magnetic,whenever i use this lines,they always burst into a laugh.Be creative and funny,and you will win any beautiful girls heart online at instant,you will have them using indirect ways begging to get your line or even meeting in person with you.HERE ARE THE LINES.remember never to start a conversation with hi,hello,and other wussy lines, instead use something unique and arkward like. 1.>>Have you bought your form? when she replies,"which form' tell her "havent you heard that other beautiful girls online,are competing tonite to win my heart" you now take it up from there. 2.>>Send this 'Error Error Error' when she replies."what do you mean". Tell her "Sorry to inform you that you havent yet comfirmed your virginity to the ancestors" 3.>>Kindly slap my ass liltle sis. 4.>>Mum said you should gimme a goodnite kiss before going to bed. 5.>>Goodnews! Happy to inform you that I am three months pregnant for you. 6.>>Because i came online,you are already taking your gown off. 7.>>I didnt miss you much,because my eyes hates you and my heart likes you. 8.>>Please i need your help,can you tutor me on how to cat-walk. 9.>>Am sleeping over your profile tonite,so! get off my space. 10.>>Gently take this gun and blow my mind up. 11.>>Your armpit smells often,kindly employ me to wash it up. 12.>>Am deleting you for been my best frend online. 13.>>Am sad to inform you that you are been put on probation,to let me have some fun with other gorgoeus girls online,due to your inefficiency,you can still salvage yourself.And so much other lines that could be use to create a magnetic attraction. Make sure that you give beautiful girls a test run, to know that they have to be challenged with other girls online to get your attention,anytime any day.Drop Your comments And Questions Below And You Will Be Greatly Helped.Also Subscribe And Follow Us To Get The Latest Updates Straight To Your Mail.Get Clicking With Your Dreamgirl Today!!!

HOW TO KNOW IF SHE LIKES YOU! AT INSTANT!

Hey! Why dont you go ask grandma, to ilustrate to you,those unforseen signals ladies normally shows when they are falling over the pole,just to get your attention. It has always been a mystery to understand the meaning of the acts, ladies do display around you when they are falling over hills for you,sometimes we guys miss the chance of hitting up with sexy beautiful girls that makes this unforseen displays for us, if we 're unable to reveal the arkward gestures. Kindly permit me to tell you that no matter how bad you think you might be looking,there are tons of sexy beautiful ladies out there trying to meet you today,buh you might not be able to get her green light when she wants you the more. Women are known to be good actresses when it comes to the issue, about how they feel when they loves a guy,buh cannot walk up to him to tell him.This has made them to always act strange and funny when they are muchly into you,without knowing whats really drawing them so close to you like magnet. If any woman displays this following trends,then! She dreams and think about you always and would love to be your friend,or even try to get physical with you. Let me forcast the weather HERE! 1.>When you are in a mall or in an open place,you found this girl looking interestingly at you and takes off her face and pretends as if she's not looking at you. 2.>When she goes silent and dump whenever you are around her. 3.>When you notice her with her friends, looking at you when you pass by. 4.>When she smiles,wave,greet or even nudges at you,when you are passing by. 5.>When she walks or acts nervously when you are around. 6.>When she puts her face down and plays with her hair when you are talking to her. 7.>When she glues her sight on you as if she's watching the oprah winfrey's show. 8.>When she stays around you and acts all clingy. 9.>When she tries everything withing her reach to make you happy. 10.>If she oftens borrows your belongings. 11.>When she makes friend with your best friends. 12.>When she acts and goes jealous,when she sees you chatting with other girls. 13.>When brushes her body against yours when you are passing by her. 14.>When she cracks jokes for you. 15.>When she gives out anything you ask of her to you. 17.>When she laughs out loud at your unexpensive jokes. 18.>When she sends messages to you through her friends. And when ask your grandmum to tell you that she wants to have xxx with you.just joking.Well all this and plenty more are signs ladies shows,when they are pretty much into you.!

HOW TO CHAT ONLINE,WITH 2GO,2GO CHATTING!

"Am sory am going off".This words are mainly used for guys who doesnt know the real tactics in chating with girls online. Chatting online can be fun, interesting and also attractive.Many guys a've chated up with önline have been founding it so difficult to chat up beautiful girls online,due to there lack of knowlegde. So many girls who come online to chat always ,look out for guys who can drive and handle a conversation that could blow there minds off in an interactive funny way.You get wussy lines up that guys use to chat up with girls online, like "hi,may i meet you, you look beautiful,how was your day,i missed you,hello!,i love you,i want you to be my friend,please add me up,thanks for adding me up,i would like to know you more,etc.There are many, that wussy guys use, which puts girls off like a switch,and it has always contributed to the reason why you will never get luck having a sweet conversation online.To hit up sexy girls really hard like BANG! Where you will have girls begging for your line withing minutes you chat up with them.When you are online or even in the street chating with any girl, remember not to always give direct answers to her questions,beat around the bush and always make some cocky and funny comments.Bear it in your mind that you should never compliment any girl,no matter how beautiful she is,rather, you challenge her with questions that will make her think she's on a hot sit with other girls trying to get your attention.When you go online chating up with any girl,start up with an unsual comment or a unique style of approach that will make you stand tall from every other guy online trying to get her attention.Lines like this always work out.a've used them myself.Lines like> "hey mum,you didnt drop it, "Did you meet up with the gateman", hey! Am taking my shirts off", "I just bought new a gun", "I dont like your profile pic", "you sound buggy 2nite.etc,and so many other lines that will get you the chance of hitting up beautiful girls online. Get it and work on this ideas,and you will definately drive an interesting conversation with that hot sexx gal 2nite.ON my next post,i will be giving more details on this topic! "hi,may i meet you, you look beautiful,how was your day,i missed you,hello!,i love you,i want you to be my friend,please add me up,thanks for adding me up,i would like to know you more,etc.There are many, that wussy guys use, which puts girls off like a switch,and it has always contributed to the reason why you will never get luck having a sweet conversation online.To hit up sexy girls really hard like BANG! Where you will have girls begging for your line withing minutes you chat up with them.When you are online or even in the street chating with any girl, remember not to always give direct answers to her questions,beat around the bush and always make some cocky and funny comments.Bear it in your mind that you should never compliment any girl,no matter how beautiful she is,rather, you challenge her with questions that will make her think she's on a hot sit with other girls trying to get your attention.When you go online chating up with any girl,start up with an unsual comment or a unique style of approach that will make you stand tall from every other guy online trying to get her attention.Lines like this always work out.a've used them myself.Lines like> "hey mum,you didnt drop it, "Did you meet up with the gateman", hey! Am taking my shirts off", "I just bought new a gun", "I dont like your profile pic", "you sound buggy 2nite.etc,and so many other lines that will get you the chance of hitting up beautiful girls online. Get it and work on this ideas,and you will definately drive an interesting conversation with that hot sexx gal 2nite.ON my next post,i will be giving more details on this topic!

HOW TO APROACH BEAUTIFUL GIRLS!

Hi,friend! Today am talking about the art of aproach.On earth and every where above the world,it has been a known fact to all,that its the duty of the ladies to rule the world,buh definately we men predicts the world and its environs.In the game of relationship right from the time of adam and eve, it has always been the duty of a man to make the first move to that lady or woman he is atracted to,in our new society the adverse is fast grooming up to climate,whereby the ladies takes the role of aproaching men,but this is rear and hadly seen,its normaly occur to guyz who realy know the skills of attracting beautiful ladies. To make the story short,the basic thing you need as a man to aproach any sexy woman that comes your way is CONFIDENCE this quality cant be over emphasised when it comes to aproaching gorgeous ladies.These are show down steps to take before or while aproaching a lady! (1)sum up your confidence and walk straight to her.while walking close to her beam and put on a sexy smile on your face and say something wierd,that she has never had other guys who aproaches her tells her,never start with Hi! cause almost every guy that aproaches her uses such pick up line,including "you look familiar"say this and your chance of getting her is devastated.Instead try something like this."hey! whats that on your hair", "hey! I didnt see you today like you promised", "Woah! You stinks! Etc.With this easy pick up line she will definately go What! What do you mean! Bam! You now hit her back with a chit chat questions depending on the environment and her expression.Just hold the chat for some minutes like 5,and tell her "i think you should wash up yourself well before you meet me next time" and hang up the cönversation and leave her with a nugde and a smile ön your face.Note! Never answer any girl straightly,beat around the bush sometimes,it helps in prolonging the conversation.Then you now leave her with a questiön mark about you,for the next time you will meet her.Also remember that you should never compliment her beauty,even if she's the most beautiful you've ever seen. predicts the world and its environs.In the game of relationship right from the time of adam and eve, it has always been the duty of a man to make the first move to that lady or woman he is atracted to,in our new society the adverse is fast grooming up to climate,whereby the ladies takes the role of aproaching men,but this is rear and hadly seen,its normaly occur to guyz who realy know the skills of attracting beautiful ladies. To make the story short,the basic thing you need as a man to aproach any sexy woman that comes your way is CONFIDENCE this quality cant be over emphasised when it comes to aproaching gorgeous ladies.These are show down steps to take before or while aproaching a lady! (1)sum up your confidence and walk straight to her.while walking close to her beam and put on a sexy smile on your face and say something wierd,that she has never had other guys who aproaches her tells her,never start with Hi! cause almost every guy that aproaches her uses such pick up line,including "you look familiar"say this and your chance of getting her is devastated.Instead try something like this."hey! whats that on your hair", "hey! I didnt see you today like you promised", "Woah! You stinks! Etc.With this easy pick up line she will definately go What! What do you mean! Bam! You now hit her back with a chit chat questions depending on the environment and her expression.Just hold the chat for some minutes like 5,and tell her "i think you should wash up yourself well before you meet me next time" and hang up the cönversation and leave her with a nugde and a smile ön your face.Note! Never answer any girl straightly,beat around the bus

WHAT SHE IS LOOKING FOR IN YOU

When i was still a novice when it comes to the dating issues, i hadly figure out what and what a lady might be looking for in a man,so i made some researches everywhere in the net,applied to all ideas i got,but they never worked.So i decided to take a bold step by aproaching so many ladies that came my way,with this scenerio i took, i was able to found all those details i wanted earlier.I made some listed details and wanted to share with you,so that you wouldnt cross over the brigde looking for those details of what a woman wants or is looking for in a man.I was able to ask few girls on the issues,and this where thier reply's. SANDRA,STUDENT.I would love to have a guy who's down to earth,thats not needy and clingy and doesnt call or text me always. SAMANTHA;NURSE.A romantic and easy going kind of guy who can always make me laugh. GRACE;CLERK. I always love to hangout with a slim,tall and good looking guy and a guy who also knows how to dress well. LINDA;STUDENT. Someone who's into something worthwhile,that's pursuing something that he is so passionate about. CHELSEY,BANKER. Am looking to hook up with an interesting man,who doesnt have inhibitions or insecurity,a guy who's confident,brave and that can always make me laugh. BECKY;STUDENT. I did like to found a guy who's interesting and fun,someone i could really talk to,a person who shares my interest and passion. RACHEAL;SINGER. A romantic guy with a great personality and sense of humour, who will make me laugh,smile. ROSE;MODEL. The kind of guy i would always want is a guy who's open minded,honest,willing to try anything and must be presentable. DORA;DOCTOR. I would love my match to be above me in everything,he should enjoy life as i do with all ups and down that may arise and can be confident and hönest in himself. LAURA;STUDENT. The thing that i will apreciate most in a guy is for him to love me for me,help me out in all my emotional probs,someone who motivates me .ANGEL;STUDENT. I would like a hot and funny guy with no inhibition,hunky or fun,ready to explore whatever is new and ready to pamper me. SASSY;MODEL. Want a guy who's kind and caring to kids,someöne who can always cheer me up when am down,someoe who 's very romantic.height doest matter,so far you possess all this qualities am looking for in my kind of man. CAROL;STUDENT. A romantic,caring and fearless guy who would always protect me in danger,who cracks jokes and he must be intelligent and creative. JENNY;STUDENT. A man who would always turn me ön,be social,popular,funny,interesting to be with and he must be cocky and funny,be independent financially and someöne who would always keep me warm when its cold. Woah! You must be suprised going through there reply's,if you where atentive enough you would notice that all most all of them where point at one particular quality,which is the act of being "funny and romantic"&confident. It may suprise you that just few where looking for a prince charming kind of guy,for men,they are always attracted to the physical features,buh the ladies always go for those inner qualities that real men do possess,which would always make them attractive. GET Clicking today by learning this QUALITIES on 3CLICKSZONE!!! > WHAT SHE IS LOOKING FOR IN YOUfor in a man,so i made some researches everywhere in the net,applied to all ideas i got,but they never worked.So i decided to take a bold step by aproaching so many ladies that came my way,with this scenerio i took, i was able to found all those details i wanted earlier.I made some listed details and wanted to share with you,so that you wouldnt cross over the brigde looking for those details of what a woman wants or is looking for in a man.I was able to ask few girls on the issues,and this where thier reply's. SANDRA,STUDENT.I would love to have a guy who's down to earth,thats not needy and clingy and doesnt call or text me always. SAMANTHA;NURSE.A romantic and easy going kind of guy who can always make me laugh. GRACE;CLERK. I always love to hangout with a slim,tall and good looking guy and a guy who also knows how to dress well. LINDA;STUDENT. Someone who's into something worthwhile,that's pursuing something that he is so passionate about. CHELSEY,BANKER. Am looking to hook up with an interesting man,who doesnt have inhibitions or insecurity,a guy who's confident,brave and that can always make me laugh. BECKY;STUDENT. I did like to found a guy who's interesting and fun,someone i could really talk to,a person who shares my interest and passion. RACHEAL;SINGER. A romantic guy with a great personality and sense of humour, who will make me laugh,smile. ROSE;MODEL. The kind of guy i would always want is a guy who's open minded,honest,willing to try anything and must be presentable. DORA;DOCTOR. I would love my match to be above me in everything,he should enjoy life as i do with all ups and down that may arise and can be confident and hönest in himself. LAURA;STUDENT. The thing that i will apreciate most in a guy is for him to love me for me,help me out in all my emotional probs,someone who motivates me .ANGEL;STUDENT. I would like a hot and funny guy with no inhibition,hunky or fun,ready to explore whatever is new and ready to pamper me. SASSY;MODEL. Want a guy who's kind and caring to kids,someöne who can always cheer me up when am down,someoe who 's very romantic.height doest matter,so far you possess all this qualities am looking for in my kind of man. CAROL;STUDENT. A romantic,caring and fearless guy who would always protect me in danger,who cracks jokes and he must be intelligent and creative. JENNY;STUDENT. A man who would always turn me ön,be social,popular,funny,interesting to be with and he must be cocky and funny,be independent financially and someöne who would always keep me warm when its cold. Woah! You must be suprised going through there reply's,if you where atentive enough you would notice that all most all of them where point at one particular quality,which is the act of being "funny and romantic"&confident. It may suprise you that just few where looking for a prince charming kind of guy,for men,they are always attracted to the physical features,buh the ladies always go for those inner qualities that real men do possess,which would always make them attractive. GET Clicking today by learning this QUALITIES on 3CLICKSZONE!!! >